Here's an excellent and useful article on flatulence or wind
or even gas as we know it.
Why does it always happen in a crowded elevator?
That's what I'd like to know. Or even worse, you are
out with a potential new boyfriend or girlfriend, and
you really want to impress, when all of a sudden,
WOOMPPFF! Embarrassing or what???
But don't despair! The problem is probably a simple
result of eating the wrong foods or too much beer.
Lets check out some darn fine ways of dealing with
bad smells that don't cost much, and are totally
natural.
Tip 1 - try eating 'activated charcoal'. Charcoal
tablets absorb the gases that cause wind, and you
can eat 'em inconspicuously several times a day if
the problem is really bad.
Tip 2 - Chew food thoroughly. At
www.freeremedies.com we always chew our food
100 times, whether it needs it or not. More chewing
means less air when you swallow, and less air
means less ammo for the old 'asscannon'.
Tip 3 - avoid know 'hell raiser' foods like cabbage,
beans, sweetcorn, brussel sprouts, spinach, squid
and monkfish. Although high-fibre foods are useful in
your diet, they can lead to bloating, and unpleasant
sound effects, especially when fermented internally
with any kind of alcohol.
Tip 4 - Fizzy drinks are a no-no. Give up the colas,
7-ups, beers, and other carbonated drinks.
Champagne in moderation is actually ok, for reasons
scientists don't fully understand yet.
Tip 5 - Caffeine causes colonic combustion! The
caffeine in tea, coffee, pepsi etc can irritate the
colon, and this obviously doesn't help.
Tip 5 - and this is the biggie, never try to 'hold it in'.
Boffing is a natural function, and cracking one out is
just the body's way of expelling un-needed gas. If
you try to bottle it up, it will only come back later,
double the strength. Don't give 'em time to brew,
just sneak them out whenever you can!
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Boffmeister 'Disco' Stu Collins, well known authority
on biology has written this excellent and useful
article for www.freeremedies.com on how to get rid
of troublesome wind without prescription drugs.
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